The
following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants
and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants", by Dav Pilkey:
The evil Professor
forces everyone to assume new names.....
Use the first
letter of your first name to determine your NEW first name:
a = stinky b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball i = chim-chim
j = poopsie k = flunky l = booger
m = pinky n = zippy o = goober
p = doofus q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = falafel u = dorkey
v = squeezit w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the first
letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
NEW last name:
a = diaper b = toilet
c = giggle
d = bubble e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle i = cootie
j = monkey k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino o = burger
p = hamster q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil u = chicken
v = pickle w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the last
letter of your last name to determine the second half of your
NEW last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face
d = nose e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts i = lips
j = honker k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks o = hiney
p = biscuits q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer u = sprinkles
v = kisser w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Thus, for example,
George "Dubya" Bush's new name is Fluffy Toiletshorts, and Bill
Clinton has now become Oprah "Lumpy" Facechunks.
