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Expressions
for Women on High Stress Days
1. You - Off my
planet
2. Not the brightest
crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day
was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been
made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby
whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy,
I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce
my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just
one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind
of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working
here until a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to
imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when
you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep
13. I can't remember
if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times
do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want
revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm
a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade
this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume.
Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic,
and disorder-my work here is done.
20. Earth is full.
Go home.
21. Is it time for
your medication or mine?
22. How do I set
a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense,
just terribly, terribly alert.
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