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sayings
Filthy, Stinking, Rich ....Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
"Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair"
"Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time"
"Happiness Is Seeing Your Mother-in-law on a Milk Carton"
"That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
"Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up"
"My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse He Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse"
"My Dog Can Lick Anyone"
"I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That"
"Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
"Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15"
"Alabama: One Million People, Fifteen Last Names"
'I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun....any questions?"
"A hangover is the wrath of grapes"
"STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!"
"Discourage inbreeding - Ban Country Music"
"They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken"
"He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead"
"Time's fun when you're having flies....... Kermit the Frog"
"POLICE STATION TOILET STOLEN.......Cops have nothing to go on."
"The Meek shall inherit the earth....after the rest of us are through with it."
"HAM AND EGGS - A day's work for a chicken; A lifetime commitment for a Pig."
"Hard work will pay off later, laziness pays off now!"
"WELCOME TO KENTUCKY Set your watch back 20 years."
"The trouble with life is there's no background music."
"If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?"
"Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
"My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat"
"Automobile - A mechanical device that runs up hills and down people."
"MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team."
My husband and I divorced over religious differences - He thought he was God.
This was sent through the RCA mailing list by lil_momma :-) Thanks!!
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