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You
Know you're been spending too much time on PSP:
When you look at
every greeting card as a possible tag.
When you buy a new
coat, and tell others it's your new Raster Layer.
When you see a frown
on someone's face & you tell them to put a bezier curve on.
When you sign papers
and you are frantically looking for your tag to put on them.
When you tell people
you put on your gem tubes instead of your earrings.
When you can tell
what fonts are being used in TV commercials.
When other women
complain of PMS you think of PSP.
When you look at
pictures on people's walls and think "I could have put a better frame
on them than that!"
When you phone your
local hospital to find out if they offer a PSP "block" support group.
When your idea of
"marching ants" differs from the little columns of black insects roving
through your kitchen.
When you go to the
paint store and ask where the "custom" brushes are.
When you think it
would be so much easier to flood fill your walls instead of painting them.
When the word "challenge"
makes you instantly look for a picture at the end of the sentence.
When you are in
the hot sun you look around you for a drop shadow to sit under.
When your boss gives
you a new assignment and you ask if there is a tutorial for it.
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