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 Things you DON'T want to hear during surgery
- Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
- Someone call the janitor. We're going to need a mop.
- "Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!"
- Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Wait a minute...If this is the spleen...then what's that? Oh well...
- Oh no! I just lost my rolex.
- Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ML of this stuff before?
- Damn! There go the lights again.
- Ya know, there's big money in kidneys...heck, the patient has two of 'em.
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
- What's this doing here?
- I hate it when they're missing stuff in here...
- That's cool!!! Now can you make the leg twitch?
- I wish I hadn't forgotten my glasses.
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for us all.
- Sterile, schmerile. The floor's clean, right?
- What do you mean they weren't in for a sex change?!?
- Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
- And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
- OK, now take a picture from this angle.
- This is truly a freak of nature.
- This patient has already had some kids, right?
- Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
- Don't worry, I think it's sharp enough.
- What do you mean you want a divorce?!?
- Whe's gonna blow! Everybody take cover!!!
- Fire! Fire! Everybody get out now!
- Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing.
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