Politically
Correct Statements for a 90's Student
- No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing impaired."
- You don't have detention, you're just one of the"exit delayed."
- Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage restrictive."
- These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically declined."
- Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just "closure prohibitive."
- Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps."
- Your homework isn't missing, its just having an "out-of-notebook experience."
- You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing consciosness."
- You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival time."
- You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering from "rebellious follicle syndrone."
- You don't have smelly gym socks, you have "odor-rententive athletic footwear."
- No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
- You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
- You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
- You weren't passing notes in class. You were "participating in the descreet exchange of penned meditations."
- You're not being sent to the principals office. You're "going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative building."
- It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy transmission of near-factual information."
- And finally...
- The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's "digestively challenged."
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