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Just
a few of Life's Mysteries!
Why does the sun
lighten our hair, but darken our skin?
Why doesn't glue
stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why don't you ever
see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated"
such a long word?
Why is a boxing
ring square?
Why is it called
lipstick if you can still move your lips?
Why is it considered
necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why is it that doctors
call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that rain
drops but snow falls?
Why is it that to
stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is it that when
you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on
the radio?
Why is lemon juice
made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man
who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the third
hand on the watch called a second hand?
Why is the time
of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why is the word
dictionary in the dictionary?
Why isn't there
a special name for the tops of your feet?
Why isn't there
mouse-flavored cat food?
You know that little
indestructible black box that is used on planes, why can't they make the
whole plane out of the same substance?
Can fat people go
skinny-dipping?
Why do you need
a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
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