Scholars
have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of Jesus.
Recently,
at a theological meeting in Rome, scholars had a heated debate on this
subject. One by one, they offered their evidence........
THREE PROOFS
THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN:
1. His
first name was Jesus
2. He was bilingual
3. He was always being harassed by the authorities But then there were
equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS
BLACK:
1. He called
everybody "brother"
2. He liked Gospel
3. He couldn't get a fair trial But then there were equally good arguments
that....
JESUS WAS JEWISH:
1. He went into His
Father's business
2. He lived at home until he was 33
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin, and his Mother was sure he was
God But then there were equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
1. He talked with
his hands
2. He had wine with every meal
3. He used olive oil But then there were equally good arguments that....
JESUS WAS CALIFORNIAN:
1. He never cut his
hair
2. He walked around barefoot
3. He started a new religion But then there were equally good arguments
that....
JESUS WAS IRISH:
1. He never got married
2. He was always telling stories
3. He loved green pastures But perhaps the most compelling evidence.....
THREE PROOFS THAT
JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
1. He had to feed
a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
2. He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it
3. Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work
to do.....
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Debate about Jesus
