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 Hallmark
cards that didn't make it!
1. Looking back
over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What
was I thinking?
2. Congratulations
on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife.
3. How could two
people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?
4. I've always wanted
to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed
my mind.
5. I must admit,
you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell 'til I met you.
6. As the days go
by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
7. If I get only
one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister.
8. As you grow older,
Mum, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy...
9. Thanks for being
a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this!
10. Congratulations
on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out
of my back. You'll probably need it again.
11. Someday I hope
to get married, but not to you.
12. Happy Birthday!
You look great for your age... Almost Lifelike!
13. When we were
together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broke up, I
think it's time you kept your promise.
14. I knew the day
would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash,
water bowl and chew toys.
15. We have been
friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits.
16. I'm so miserable
without you, it's almost like you're here.
17. Congratulations
on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was?
18. You are such
a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one
lifejacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
19. Your friends
and I wanted to do something special for your birthday--so we're having
you put to sleep.
20. Happy Birthday,
Uncle Dad!! (available only in South Carolina, West Virginia, Tennessee,
Georgia, Arkansas and Kentucky).
This was sent
through the Divine Diva mailing list by Susan :-) Thanks Susan!!
 
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