A frog goes into
a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her name plate that the
teller's name is Patricia Whack. So he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to get
a loan to buy a boat and go on a long vacation. "Patti looks at the frog
in disbelief and asks how much he wants toborrow. The frog says $30,000.
The teller asks his name and the frog says that his name is Kermit Jagger,
his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's OK, he knows the bank manager. Patti
explains that $30,000 is a substantial amount of money and that he will
need to secure some collateral against the loan. She asks if he has anything
he can use as collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces
a tiny pink porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall. Bright pink and
perfectly formed. Very confused, Patti explains that she'll have to consult
with the manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager
and says:"There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to
know you and wants to borrow $30,000. And he wants to use this as collateral."
She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what the heck is this? "The
bank manager looks back at her and says: "It's a knick knack, Patti Whack.
Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone".