If you've got melted
chocolate all over your hands, you're eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered
raisins, cherries, orange slices and strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How
to get two pounds of chocolate home from the store in a hot car. The solution:
Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a
chocolate bar before each meal. It'll take the edge off your appetite,
and you'll eat less.
If calories are
an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts
of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet? Don't
they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate
sings. Beautifully.
Chocolate has many
preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger. Therefore, you need
to eat more chocolate.
Put "eat chocolate"
at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll
get one thing done.
A nice box of chocolates
can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Now, isn't
that handy?
If you can't eat
all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat
all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?
If not for chocolate,
there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment industry
would be devastated. You can't let that happen, can you?
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Rules
of Chocolate 
