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Bumper Stickers
"SORRY, MY KARMA
RAN OVER YOUR DOGMA"
"All generalizations
are false."
"Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine."
"Time is what keeps
everything from happening at once."
"As long as there
are tests there will be prayer in public schools."
"The gene pool could
use a little chlorine."
"I get enough exercise
just pushing my luck!"
"Sometimes I wake
up grumpy. Other times I let him/her sleep."
"Montana -- at least
our cows are sane."
"Women who seek
to be equal to men lack ambition."
"Your kid may be
an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!"
"Reality is a crutch
for people who can't handle drugs."
"I don't suffer
from insanity, I enjoy every minute."
"It's lonely at
the top, but you eat better."
"According to my
calculations the problem doesn't exist."
"A bartender is
just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"Warning: Dates
in Calendar are closer than they appear."
"Give me ambiguity
or give me something else."
"Make it idiot proof
and someone will make a better idiot."
"He who laughs last
thinks slowest."
"Always remember
you're unique, just like everyone else."
"Lottery: A tax
on people who are bad at math."
"Friends help you
move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Very funny, Scotty.
Now beam down my clothes."
"Puritanism: the
haunting fear that someone somewhere may be happy."
"Consciousness:
that annoying time between naps."
"Be nice to your
kids. They'll choose your nursing home."
"3 kinds of people.
Those who can count and those who can't."
"Why is 'abbreviation'
such a long word?"
"Ever stop to think
and then forget to start again?"
"Auntie Em, Hate
you, Hate Kansas; Taking the dog. -- Dorothy."
"Question Authority!"
"Join the march
against regimentation."
"I brake for the
hell of it."
This was sent
through the WWA mailing list by Denise :-) Thanks Denise!!
 
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