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 Signs
that you've had too much of the 90s
1. You just tried
to enter your password on the microwave.
2. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.
3. You call your
son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He emails you back from
his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
4. Your daughter
sells Girl Scout Cookies via her web site.
5. You chat several
times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken
with your next door neighbor yet this year.
6. You check the
ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.
7. You check your
blow-dryer to see if it's Y2K compliant.
8. Your grandmother
clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your
newborn so she can create a screen saver.
9. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.
10. Every commercial
on television has a web-site address at the bottom of the screen.
11. You buy a computer
and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you
paid.
12. The concept
of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase is
foreign to you.
13. Cleaning up
the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat
of your car.
14. Your reason
for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.
15. You consider
second-day air delivery painfully slow.
16. Your dining
room table is now your flat filing cabinet.
17. Your idea of
being organized is multiple-colored Post-it notes.
18. You hear most
of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.
19. You get an extra
phone line so you can get phone calls.
20. You turn off
your Modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug
on a loved one.
21. You get up in
morning and go online before getting your coffee.
22. You wake up
at 2am to go to the bathroom and check your E-mail on your way back to
bed.
23. You start tilting
your head sideways to smile. :)
24. You're reading
this.
25. Even worse;
you're going to forward it to someone else
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