Four older ladies are sitting around playing
bridge. The first lady says,
"You know girls, I have known you all a long
time and there is something
I must get off my chest. I am a Kleptomaniac.
But, don't worry, I have never stolen from you
and I never will; we have been friends for too
long."
The second lady says, "Well, since we are having
true confessions here, I must get something off
my chest too. I am a Nymphomaniac. But don't
worry, I have not hit on your husbands. They
don't interest me and never will; we have
been friends for too long."
"Well," says the third lady, "I, too, must
confess something. I am a Lesbian. But
do not worry, I will not hit on you. You are not my
type. We have been friends too long for me to ruin our
friendship."
The fourth lady stands up, says, "I have a
confession to make also. I am
an uncontrollable gossip, and I have some phone
calls to make !
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