2. Roll down your
windows and blast talk radio. Headbang.
3. Wear snorkel
gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
4. Two words: Chicken
suit.
5. Write the words
"Help me" on your back window in red paint. The more it looks like blood,
the better.
6. Pay the toll
for the car behind you. Watch in rearview mirror as toll collector tries
to explain to next driver.
7. Laugh. Laugh
a lot. A whooooole lot.
8. Stop at the green
lights.
9. Go at the red
ones.
10. Occasionally
wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out your window or sunroof. Feel
free to make it dance.
11. Eat food that
requires silverware.
12. Put your arms
down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put sneakers on your hands,
and lean the seat back as you drive.
13. At stop lights,
eye the person in the next car suspiciously. With a look of fear, suddenly
lock your doors.
14. Honk frequently
without motivation.
15. Wave at people
often. If they wave back, offer an offended and angry look as if they
gave you an obscene gesture.
16. At stop lights,
ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
17. Let pedestrians
know who's boss.
18. Look behind
you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
19. Restart your
car at every stop light.
20. Hang numerous
car-fresheners in the rearview mirror. Talk to them, stroking them lovingly.
21. Lob burning
things in the windows of smokers who throw their butts out the window.
22. Keep at least
five cats in the car.
23. Squeegee your
windshield at every stop.
24. If a firetruck
comes up behind you, pull over, get on the roof of your car, and do a
cheer for them as they pass!
25. Compliment other
drivers on their skill and finesse.
26. Have conversations,
looking periodically at the passenger seat, when driving alone.
27. Stop and collect
roadkill.
28. Stop and pray
for roadkill.
29. Stop and cook
roadkill. (If in Tennessee.)
30. Throw Spam.
Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
31. Get in the fast
lane and gradually... slow... down... to... a stop. Then get out and watch
the cars.
32. Vary your vehicle's
speed inversely with the speed limit. 3
33. Drive off an
exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're in. When they tell you
you're there, look confused, glance at your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh!
Wrong state!"
34. Sing without
having the radio on.
35. At stop lights,
run out of your car, place pylons around you, then gather them back up
as the light changes and drive off...
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Fun things to do When Driving
