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 24
Ways to know you're a grown up
1. "I just can't
drink the way I used to," replaces, "I'm never going to drink that much
again."
2. Having sex in
a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more
food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when
you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your
favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the
Weather Channel.
7. Your friends
marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up.
8. You go from 130
days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater
no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one
calling the police because those dern kids next door won't turn down the
stereo.
11. Older relatives
feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know
what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance
goes down and your payments go up.
14. You feed your
dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds leftovers.
15. Sleeping on
the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer
take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a
movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket
of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your
stomach.
19. You go to the
drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle
of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
21. You actually
eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. 90% of the time
you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
23. You no longer
drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
24. You read this
entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you.
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