Top 10 Signs you just changed to the Wrong HMO

10) Your annual breast exam is conducted at Hooters

9) Directions to your doctor's office include "take a left when you enter the trailer park."

8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicle.

7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter

6) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month

5) The patient is responsible for 200% of out-of-network charges

4) The only 100% covered expense is embalming

3) The only item listed under Preventive Care is "eat an apple a day"

2) With your last HMO, your Prozac didn't come in different colors with little M's on them

1) When you fill your prescription for Viagra, you are given a popsicle stick and some duct tape

This was sent through the RCA mailing list by Deb :-) Thanks Deb!!

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